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Interview: Gerard Damiano, The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue
Jul 31st
HUSTLER’S HIGHEST RATING!
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Starring: Hillary Summers, Jean Damage, Maria Tortuga, Lee Carroll, Annie Sprinkle, Tiffany Clark, Coral Cie, Ted Devine, Bill McKean, Ron Hudd, Sharon Mitchell and Lysa Thatcher
Gerard “Deep Throat” Damiano has just finished another epic. This one is called The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue, and I’d like to tell you about it – or rather, I’d like him to tell you about it if you can wait for just a few paragraphs.
The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue is a really hot picture about sex in the 21st century and you’ll be happy to hear that romance as well as sex survives, too. Alpha Blue is a space-age sexual resort where dreams are carried out with the push of a button. Want a playmate – or two, or three – or just a hot voice to talk you off? Just punch your fantasies into the teleporter, and your wishes come true. Don’t you love it already? Some of the erotic cinema’s loveliest ladies materialize out of thin air – Lysa Thatcher, Hillary Summers, Annie Sprinkle, Jody Maxwell, Tiffany Clark, Lee Carroll and Sharon Mitchell all “beam in” to satisfy future fantasies aided by nearly a dozen other yummy gals.
Alpha Blue takes its sex seriously. The Satisfiers – the hosts and hostesses of this erotic resort – are carefully trained for love-making. Through Damiano’s loving direction and exquisite close-up photography, you’ll watch the Satisfiers practice their arts with enthusiasm rarely seen on screen. Even the credit sequences are wetter and wilder than most films’ hottest scenes!
Now, for some inside dirt – I knew this flick was hot even before it hit the editing table. For one thing, our own sex life was FANTASTIC during the actual shooting. I mean, it’s always fantastic, but those 12-hour shooting days take their toll. Not this time, though – I thought Damiano was having a second puberty! Then, there were all those new romances happening everywhere we looked.
Tiffany Clark flew in from her native Los Angeles for the film, and fell madly in love with one member of the production staff, Fred Lincoln. (Lincoln is a filmmaker in his own right – his Same Time, Every Year will be released soon.) Anyway, Tiffany never quite made it back to L.A., and she’s now happily sewing curtains for their new apartment here in New York. Ain’t love grand? Then there was Jody Maxwell, who fell in love with the whole crew – and them with her, of course. It’s rumored that more than one technician lost his heart, too, when Jody performed “I Left My Heart In San Francisco”, demonstrating why they call her The Singing Cocksucker from Kansas City. Last but not least, Annie Sprinkle rang up professional dominatrix Queen Adrena in California, and borrowed the Queen’s personal slave, Mal O’Rey for the lovingest leather-and-golden-shower scene ever filmed. Annie and O’Rey became great and good friends thereafter.
With all this loving going on off the set, you just gotta know that things stayed hot on camera. The vibes were right, and the final product shows it, like nothing else you’ve ever seen. Damiano says The Satisfiers is the most erotic film ever made.
PAULA: What makes The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue different from your other works?
GERARD: I don’t think it is different – but it’s a culmination of all my other films. The Satisfiers is based on the premise of a future society in which sex is completely open and without guilt – and what would happen in that environment. so the film is really a blending of everything I’ve done before.
PAULA: What’s your favorite scene in the film? More >
Pink Champagne (1979)
Jun 26th
Remastered from the Cal Vista Library
“One of the Greatest Productions of the Golden Age!” “Get into some Sizzling Pink!” Beautiful backdrops magnify the intensity of this erotic tale of simmering sex and non-stop erotica. With a Hollywood twist, this scorcher tells of the good life to be had when you’re rich and famous… and extremely horny.
Starring: Hillary Summers, Lisa DeLeeuw, Tiffany Clark, Jennifer West, John Stagliano, Ron Jeremy, Maria Tortuga, Pat Manning, Crystal Dawn, Bill Margold, Connie Peterson, Tawny Pearl and Terri Steele
The Most Lavish, Eye-Dazzling, X Rated Motion Picture Ever Made! It’s Spectacular!
This Trailer is Very Old and Rare. The Full Movie in theater is Remastered and in it’s current best quality

For Services Rendered (1984)
Jan 27th
MEET TASTI, SHE NEVER SAYS NEVER!
Get ready for the wildest sexpionage caper ever! Super secret agent James Bomb is back! You can bet your Aston-Martin, Mr. Bomb will be sniffing out many an explosive “foreign affair” as payment-in-full For Services Rendered.
It all starts when deliciously evil Nocturna Vigil and her hot hit girl Tasti Delight (Cyndee Summers) steal some super-sensitive microfilm from the Soviet Embassy. Called to the London office, Mr. Bomb gets right on “Operation Thunderpussy” – but first his virile assistant Carstairs practices his interrogation skills on Miss Pennypecker (Bridgette Monet).
By this time, Tasti has double-crossed Nocturna and flees with the microfilm. Needless to say, Mr. Bomb is on her tail…ah, trail-until Nocturna seduces him in Monte Carto. Leave it to Carstairs to get James out of a tight spot as he pumps Nocturna for more than information.
From Istanbul to Italy, the action gets wilder and wilder, until Nocturna is awarded her cumuppance by getting it in the end. Switching sides, Tasti gives up the microfilm and decides to “work under” James Bomb’s successor (hunky Rick Cassidy). But what about the newly retired legend? Well, Miss Pennypecker has some tantalizing plans for her idol that are guaranteed to keep the old boy up nights!
Starring Cyndee Summers, Bridgette Monet, David Cannon, Maria Tortuga & Heather Thomas
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