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Angel Buns [Featured Movie]
Feb 13th
“Poor Sydney, poor, poor Sydney” exclaims Angel Buns (Veronica Hart), the more than heavenly body sent to earth to earn her wings by fulfilling the sexual fantasies and eliminating the frustrations of one Sydney Pertzer (R. Bolla). Sydney, nearing middle age, has enjoyed less than his share of mortal fun and games. His inept style proves his lack of experience. So here is Angel Buns to give him fortitude and style in the art of lovemaking.
Angel Buns finds Sydney as he is about to end his loveless life by swallowing a handful of sleeping pills. He hears a voice “I wouldn’t do that if I were you”. Sydney thinks he’s gone crazy. Angel Buns explains as the winner of a celestial lottery his prize is a week with her-her mission to make him happy. Sydney’s initial skepticism turns to belief as Angel Buns begins to sprinkle Angel Dust on women who before would not give Sydney the time of day but, now, cannot get enough of More >
Aphrodesia’s Diary (1984)
Feb 13th
“It was at a very early age that I realized I could excite men….”
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And so begins Adrianne’s bizarre remembrances of her emotional and physical development.
Seated in a sumptuously oversized hotel bedroom in front of photographs from her past, she recalls her diary, and remembers….
The farm where she grows up. . . the horse-trainer Alain, who seduces her as a young virgin and promises to run away with her to Paris but instead leaves her stranded.
Andre…who meets her alone and penniless in Paris and offers her a lot of money to appear as an extra in an adult video movie.
The trip to New York where she meets Jeff, a gambler. Adrianne falls in love with Jeff and allows herself to become a part-time call girl for him. When Jeff has enough money, he runs off with his girlfriend, Suzi….
Helene, the psychotherapist, for whom Adrianne works.. . until the job becomes too intimate. More >
Desires Within Young Girls [1977]
Jan 11th
Maddy Stone, a peripatetic wheeler-dealer who would have made Auntie Mame wilt with envy, suddenly finds herself a widow after an especially heavy afternoon of amour. In fact, her husband literally expires inflagrente delecto.
Quickly taking stock of her assets and liabilities, Maddy discovers that she has just enough money for three more years of high living and two teenage daughters who are being raised in a strict finishing school catered to by neglectful
mothers. Maddy pulls her daughters out of school and ever mindful of her three year limit embarks on a crash program to groom and prepare her lovely offspring into snaring the wealthy. Maddy’s motto is quite succinct: “…either get a proposal or get pregnant!’
Maddy’s two daughters are as different as two girls could be. Penny is serious, cynical and intelligent. She is constantly challenging her mother’s “game plan.” Cissy, on the other hand, is Candy, Little Annie Fannie and any other super nymphette you may have heard of all rolled into one and to her Maddy’s program is going to be one big (no pun intended) ball.
Once they have been schooled in the arts of attracting the opposite sex with special emphasis on how to make it in the bedroom (as brought about by a stud-tutor who is an old friend of Maddy’s) the two girls and their mother take off on More >
